hi i’m hertz! 👻 here’s my carrd. most posts are ok to rb, but use your judgement here 👍

🥀 mutuals-only sideblog: @rokurokubi

tooies:

this website’s moderation sucks ass and it has a terrible bot problem and there are an enormous amount of bugs but thankfully we have a staff team hard at work not addressing any of these but instead making shitty ui changes that nobody wants

goodscreencaps:

thesexiestselkie:

i feel a sense of kinship toward my robot and robot liker mutuals for that reason. i may not have all the fancy electricity nor am i usb compatible but i have a lot of gears and i can perform one basic task that gives the illusion of life. we’re the same you and i! *stretches my hand out friendly*

gaytheropods:

Every time you say you want to kill bugs indiscriminately we invent another beetle species btw

in the past few days i’ve begun using an app for multiple timers to measure how mmuch time per day i spend on various tasks. including doomscrolling. i am a big fan of time. clocks and such. i’m sure i have at least a few old clocks to dismantle

just had a lot of bitter liquid. on the brink of nausea imagining a garden gnome with blue eyes

*autsin powers holding drink up to camera* every day is another chance. let’s all do our best today🙂

whompthatsucker1981:

fucked up evil creature experiences remorse

pansyfem:

pansyfem:

pansyfem:

hi what did everyone have for dinner (or lunch or breakfast if ur in a different time zone. whatever ur last meal was)

you guys have delightfully strange palates

this started as just a mutual activity like how i sometimes ask how ur days are but its an reblog game now i guess